1.When you search "funny pictures" on Naver image, the first three pages are full of Jessica.
2.Jessica hates any fruit that is related to melon.
3.Jessica has a habit of drinking water before doing a live stage.
4.Jessica has the longest training years.
5.She would choose sleeping over eating
6.Jessica cries when she is angry.
7. When she is scared, she starts to make dolphin sounds and kicks anything at sight.
8.She sweats a lot.
9.Jessica and Tiffany are the two members from US. Jessica from Sna Francisco and Tiffany from L.A.
10.Jessica and Sooyoung once tried to set up a three-girl group called called Goneko (kittens in Japanese I believe?), but the plans fell through.
11.Jessica's show flew away once while performing Tell Me Your Wish Live.
12.Key from SHINee is scared of Jessica
13. Yuri once said to her, "You are a warm Ice."
14.Jessica walks with her feet outward.
15.Jessica and Tiffany's cooking scare SNSD and make them desperate.Jessica one time cooked too much food, she doesn't know how to measure correctly, and Sooyoung basically made fun of her for it, so to prove Sooyoung wrong, Jessica ate all of it.
16.Her right eye twitches whenever she laughs so hard.
17.Jessica is once the most hated trainee ever. Why? She is said to date most of her oppa's in DBSK and Super Junior.
18.When they flooded their dorm because they forgot to close the washing machine. everyone cleaned it up except for Jessica who was still asleep.
19.Jessica's favorite promotion is when they performed Oh! On the Ice Rink.
20.Jessica was once reported missing. Turns out that she was in a bathroom, sleeping.
21.Jessica made a Cameo appearance in Super Junior M's "Super Girl"
22.She is popular to the boys.
23. She once said to Taeyeon, "Kim taeyeon, How can you do this to me??! We are TaengSic Shi Dae!
24.She wants to marry at the age of 26
25. Jessica once kicked Manager oppa to the pool.
26.She sleeps an average of 12 hours a day.
27. Jessica won the award,"Most Tempered" among KARA and SNSD members. She was voted by other boy Groups.
28.Jessica was voted, "The one person you want to be with at the first snowfall"
29.Jessica and Tiffany was born in the same hospital.
30.Jessica cares about YuRi so much because she looks like Krystal and sadly, she didn't pay attention to Krystal before. but now, their relationship is jjang. Jessica even promised that she would buy 5 copies of Nu ABO album.
31.Sica can do soccer and a little Boxing.
32.Sica and Tiffany have seen the first snow together for 3 years in a row. After seeing the first snow, Tiffany realized that Jessica was next to her and said "Ugh, again?" then went to go eat chicken.
33. SNSD‘s Jessica was picked as the #1 artist who fans would like to share an umbrella with. On the poll “Which artist would you like to share an umbrella with” was enforced and over 50% chose Jessica, and the results were overwhelming.
34.Jessica did a collaboration with Park Myungsoo and MyungSica participated on MBC’s ‘Infinity Challenge
35.In SNSD‘s new mini-album, Jessica’s tender voice and SHINee‘s Onew’s sweet and warm vocals are featured in the ballad song, “One Year Later”.
36.Jessica once said "Pretty girls are always nice" then Fany immedaitely said, "then you must not be so pretty"
37.According to the US Census Bureau°,
0.49% of US residents have the first name 'Jessica' and
0.0072% have the surname 'Jung'.
The US has around 300 million residents, so we guesstimate
there are 106 Americans who go by the name 'Jessica Jung'.
38.SNSD’s Sunny shared a surprising story about her team member Jessica. Nicknamed ‘Pervert Sica,’ it has been revealed that Jessica takes pictures of her fellow members while they are changing! Sunny commented, “Because we’re all girls, we change into our clothes in the waiting room together. However, one time when we we...re changing, we heard a camera clicking from somewhere and we were surprised. It turned out that it was Jessica who took a candid picture of us and she was laughing. We told her to erase it but she answered, ‘No, this is going to be my memorable keepsake.’ While she was laughing at looking at the pictures, she also bragged ‘I have yours and yours…’
39.Sica started to sing when she went to a department store, she didn't know anything but she started singing. Since then, singing as been her hobby.
40.She explains the "Sica Effect" Once. She said it is a state where the atmosphere suddenly turns cold at her presence.
41.She was once caught in a fan hug raid incident.
42.once in a variety show, Taecyeon sent an email pretended as Park Jaebum, The email Content a file music named "When i Seduce Jessica" XD ... Then Park Jaebum almost passed out when jessica winked at him... And Jessica also said that she was waiting for Park Jaebum to pick her... Lol
43. Sica has a younger sister, and said that she's is unable to be a good example for her sister and added that she seems like she can't watch over her like an elder sister.
44.On arirang, She was once asked who her Bestfriend is and she answered it is Tiffany. Arirang gave them friendship Bracelets.
45.The most effective way to wake her up is to make her Laugh.
46.Once, she found a word so funny that she couldn't stop laughing.
47.Jessica never paid the fine for waking up late.
48.On Dream Team couple, Jessica yelled out to Krystal, "Unnie Hwaiting!!"
49.Jessica told Tiffany that she was the team's hole beacuse her Oh! outfit number was zero.
50.sica is so caring about krystal... and she once said that she'll buy 10 pcs. of nu abo album she is a supportive sister as well :)
51.Jessica is one of the lead singers.
52.She always cheers for SNSD on dance battles.
53. She is dreadful when it comes to cooking.
54.Sica once told sooyoung that she'll find something to eat while eating a sandwich by herself (when sooyoung is walking around sica hoping that she'll get a bite of the sandwich)
55.She wants to go out without her manager oppa.
56.She asks her mom to make a sandwich for her and the other members.
57. IN order to prank sooyoung and tiffany. Sica and yoona added salt and vinegar to the kimbab and sandwich that they made.
58.sica is sometimes caught with a wierd sitting possition when sittin on floor!
59.Sica made Yuri scared of her that Yuri used honorifics for a year even though they were the same age.
60.Jessica is also called sickal which means knife..
61.Sica: "Kick"
Taeyeon: "After throwing so many punches, you ask for a kick at the end?"
62.Actually, Krystal was the first in the Jung family to be asked to be trained in SM training Company, but because she was too young, her mother didn't let, thus Jessica 'replaced' Krystal into SM Company.
63. Sica and Taeyeon are the one's with the highest vocals.
64. Jessica is the one who is most popular among boys.
65.Jessica once sneaked out with other members to go to the amusement park.
66. Jessica fluently speaks english.
67. Jessica walks like a sergeant.
68. Jessica was once tickled by Sooyoung in their Oh! Performance. It was on the part of, "Tell me boy, Love it it it it it it ah!"
69. On their devut, her hair was black.
70. EVERY S♥NE LOVES JUNG SOOYEON
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
70 Facts You Want To Know About Jessica Jung
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Sunday, June 10, 2012
Miliminas Taon: 0069
ANG MILIMINAS, isang pangkat ng kapuluan na matatagpuan sa kagitnnan ng dagat Pasipiko bago pa man magkaroon ng isang malawakang pagbaha ng tubig. Miliminas rin ang tawag sa mga taong naninirahan sa mga kapuluan nito. Kawangis din ng mga ordinaryong tao ngayon ang mga itsura ng mga Miliminas. Ang pagkahuli nila sa sibilisasyon ang nagdulot sa kanilang magkaroon ng naiibang pag-uugali at pamamaraan ng salita at wika. Mik ang tawag sa kanilang pera at kalimitang tinatawag ang taong mayroong isang milyong Mik o humigit pa rito ay mikinaryo.
SA PAMAMARAAN NG PAGBIHIS ay mayroon din silang sinusunod na batas, isa sa mga kinikilala nilang pormal na kasuotan ay para sa mga kababaihan ay katumbas ng mga bathing suit natin ngayon at kamiseta o korto para sa mga kalalakihan.
ANG MGA KAKAIBANG BATAS NG MGA MILIMINAS ay ang mga sumusunod: Sa pamamaraan ng pagbibihis, hindi dapat mahaba ang kanilang mga damit. Sa pagsakay sa isang pampublikong sasakyan ipinapatupad dito ang Equality before the kilo na kung saan kung gaanong kabigat ang isang mamamayan ay ganito rin ang kaniyang ibabayad. Sa pamamaneho, bawal ang hindi nag o-over-speeding o ang hindi pagpapatakbo ng sasakyan ng matulin.
SA PAGBIBIGAY NAMAN NG SERBISYO SA MGA MAMAMAYAN, kalimitang nahahati ito sa tatlong pangkat: ang mayayaman, ang mga may kaya sa buhay at ang mahihirap. Sa pabibigay ng tubig ng Nawasdak may tatlong uri ng tubo, ang nilalabasan ng malinis na tubig, ang may maruming tubig at ang walang tubig. Habang sa kuryente naman na ibinibigay ng Palay Electric Company na kung san nahahati rin ang serbisyo sa tatlong uri. Una, ang light service na napapakinabangan lamang ng mga may pribilehiyo sa pamayanan, ikalawa, ang brown-out service na kung saan nagagamit lamang ito kung hindi kinakailangan at pangatlo ang black out service na may disenyo lamang ang mga kagamitan sapagkat hindi ito nagagamit.
SAMAKATUWID, KARAMIHAN SA KANILANG MGA BATAS ay kabalintunaan ng mga batas natin sa ngayon tulad ng pagbabawal sa paggamit ng mga genuine o tunay na produkto, ang lisensyadong baril ay ipinagbabawal, ang pagbebenta ng mga bazaar na iligal kaysa sa mga sidewalk na umuuukopa sa mga kuwarto-kuwarto.
SA PULITIKA NAMAN NOONG SA PANAHONG IYON, uso rin ang tinatawag na kickback na kung saan ang mga buwaya ng bansa ay sinisipa sa likod para sa bawat suhol na kanilang matatanggap at pinararangalan ang sinumang makapal na ang likod dahil sa mga sipang natanggap nito. Ang batasan nilang kilala sa tawag na Circus of Miliminas na kung saan nahahati ang batas para sa mga mayayaman at mahihirap. Ang mga malalaking transaksyon ng Miliminas ay kalimitan ring ginagawa sa ilalim ng puno – ang shady transaction. Isa pa rito ang matataas na mesa ng mga opisyal na kung saan ginagawa ang under the table tansactions upang hindi mauntog ang mga dumaraan dito. At marami pang iba.
RELIHIYOSO RIN NAMAN ANG MGA MILIMINAS, na kung saan ay may kinikilala silang tatlong panginoon – ang pera nilang mik, ang buwaya at si Santasa na maihahalintulad natin kay Satanas nagyon.
SA PAGKAKAROON NG ELEKSYON hindi natatakot ang sinuman na mamatay o pumatay. Sa katunayan ang sinumang may mas maraming napatay ay ang siyang nananalo rito. Tuwing ikalawang taon ginaganap ang eleksyon dito sa Miliminas, kung gayon ay mabilis maubos ang populasyon nito. Dahil dito, naimbento ng isang henyo ang isang tableta na iinumin ng mag-asawa upang magkaroon sila ng anak at mailuwal ito sa loob lamang ng dalawampu’t apat na oras, ito’y tinawag na instant baby.
ISANG KARANGALAN ANG GUMAWA NG KABUTIHAN SA MILIMINAS na kung saan ang mabuti ay mas kilala natin bilang masama para sa ating pananaw. Tulad ito ng mga kickback artist, mga mayayamang mapang-api sa mahihirap, mga tiwaling opisyal, mga magnanakaw at marami pang iba. Na sa kabilang dako ay ang sinumang gumagawa ng marangal at mabuti [ayon sa ating pananaw] ay ang siya pang nahihiya at ipinagkukubli ang mga ito.
DUMATING RIN SA KANILA ANG PANAHON na kung saan ang mga kabataang may malawak na pag-iisip ay tumawag ng isang pagpupulong upang iparating ang mga pagbabagong nais silang isagaw. Subalit sila’y pinagtawanan at kinutya. Ngunit ng lumaon, dumarami ang mga dumadalo rito kung kaya’t ipinagbawal ng pamahalaan ng Miliminas ang pagpupulong at tinawag silang mga dungis ng lipunan.Ngunit nakuha ng mga kabataan ang simpatiya ng mga mahihirap kaya nagsiklab ang isang rebolusyon na lumaganap sa buong kapuluan ng Miliminas.
ISANG PARUSA ANG NAGMULA SA KANILANG DIYOS NA SI SANTASA, isang dakilang pagbaha at paglindol ang kanilang naranasan at ito’y nagdulot sa pagputok ng isa sa mga malalaking bulkan sa kalaliman ng Miliminas na nagdulot ng paglaho ng Miliminas sa sansinukuban.
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Ano ang Miliminas?
► Ang Miliminas ay isang akda na tungkol sa isang
Lipunan, at ang batas dito ay halos kabaliktaran
sa ating kasalukuyang batas; katulad ng "mas katanggap-tanggap
ang pagsusuot ng bikini kaysa pagsusuot ng karaniwang damit." at
"Mas hinahangaan ang mga tiwaling opisyal kaysa sa mga tapat." at
"Tinatawag na baliw ang mga taong henyo."
Ano ang Moral Lesson ng Kwento?
► Ang Moral Lesson ng Kwento ay..
a.) Ang mga batas ay ginawa upang ating Sundin.
b.) Nakasalalay sa mga batas ang ikauunlad ng bansa.
c.) Ang bawat bansa sa ating mundo ay may iba't-ibang batas na sinusunod
Note:
Ang akdang "Miliminas 0069" ay isang example ng "Romantisismo"
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